Chavtowns – Britain's worst places to live!

UPDATED from http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/12/hailsham-east-sussex/

This town must be the birhtplace of the Chav!!!

Why??? We have known the “chav” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a chav and many a fight has broken out because of it…….

Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of Chav development…….Hailsham is Light years ahead of anywhere in the area.

A guided tour:_

Chav hangouts:

War Memorial in the centre of town….Any evening of the week you can find the local Chav youth hanging out here. It used to be the place where you could go to get drunk. Very clever the Hailsham Chav’s they just *allegedly* rob the local shop…used to be Spar…right across the road and sit round the memorial getting drunk on the booze they stole. Now most of the Chav tend to stay away from the town center as the police have finally picked up the fact of what they do, so now the Chav cause mayhem everywhere else. Instead you tend to get the younger hood hanging there, and if not at the War Memorial they are straight arcoss the road outside costcutters, trying to force over 18 people to buy them fags and vodka.

Leisure Centre/Community centre, yes, the Hailsham chav’s even have the inclination to hang out by the leisure centre. It’s called the Lagoon this is usually a meeting place for the chavettes. Sunday nights are 5 a side football league nights for the chav dads…..we’ve got it all going on in Hailsham.

Local park or Wreck as in Eastbourne…..the summer meeting place of the local youth. You can find them sitting on the merry go round just smoking or getting drunk. Usual place for a shag as well.

Horsebridge wreck…yet another hangout for them, this is for the chavs who live on the other side of town…the so called posher end!

Council offices….very popular of a daytime…they provide customer services for chavs. A must see on the map of Hailsham.

Health centre…for an idea of the extent to which the chavs have intergrated in this town….just stand outside and watch and listen….you will truly be amazed.

Common Pond…..Common being the operative word…..even the ducks wear fake burberry and bling bling……..if you think that’s bad…check out the swans!

Redrow… Next to the second lake in Hailsham called Lakeside is a large field that the local hood have called Redrow. This is the number one place for a chav hangout as right next to this field is a small woods, where if the chavs want to get away from the police they simly take the back door and exit through this woods.

Quintins Shopping centre/ St mary’s walk.
These deserve a special note of attention…This is chav haven as far as Hailsham is concerned. You get a chav every 30 seconds here. Chav mums, Chav grans, Chave great grans….Chav generations flock here. The Co-op….chav central of a weekend. In fact the Co-op is *allegedly* run by the chavs! Annabelles the restaurant……more like caff (in my opinion). Well if you can see through the haze of smoke..you’ll find all manner of chavs in there…they come to discuss life on the dole and chavgossip over a fag, full english breakfast, fag, and a cup of tea with a fag. The pound shop and the charity shops are really popular as is the world renowned designer store Quality seconds or QS to you and me…..I’m sure you all know it…the chavs certainly do.

Chav pubs….(Allegedly) The Terminus/The George(*allegedly* sadly burnt by its *alleged* chav owner) The Corn exchange/The Grenadier and another one opposite the Bp garage on south rd….can’t remember the name…these are really popular with the chav’s.

Chav takeaways….Lucky Star is *allegedly* your one stop for chav chinese and chicken and chips.
Kemer kebab….locally famous *allegedly* for the older chav mum’s who want to get a bit more than a kebab late at night!!
Ken’s Fish and Chips….yes, you should see the queues on a Friday night…chav’s come form all around to get their fish and chips here.
Now the newly build Simpsons chicken that replaced part of the costcutters store, is heaven for chavs, they are always in and out of that place.

Supermarkets.. Now that a massive tescos store has been build, this attracts the chavs like flies, and now they stand just outside tesco’s of a late evening trying to steal sweets and alcohol and if not steal then again annoy over 18′s to buy them vodka. 
Also a small Icelands has replaced woolworths, once again the chavs are always trying to buy, steal or get over 18′s to get them some form of alcoholic substance, even if its some of the cheap crap that they sell.

Chav Schools

Marshlands (junior school) Education Chav style

Hailsham Community College (ex Battle Rd) 12-18 Chavs

Chav Estates

Town Farm…breeding ground of the Chav
Diplocks….breeding ground of the lesser Chav

THE DUMP……/ PIKEY PARK

This deserves a special mention….this is run by the CHAV MAFIA…you don’t want to mess with them….even their dogs are hard….the Chav Mafia live next door on the Pikey Park…No houses for them…they still prefer the caravan…..Locals know to steer well clear of this area…there’s town chav’s then caravan chav’s..even the town chav’s don’t mess with the caravan ones.

There is an official chav uniform of trackky bottoms and a jumper….adidas is the preferred one. Used to be Nike, but that went out of fashion. The original chav mum uniform of leggings and a jumper with baby in push chair can still be seen on the streets of Hailsahm….sadly this is becoming a rarity nowadays.
Just to let you know……

Hailsham is the Chav cultural centre of the world, because we have had chav’s in this town for 1396….certain family names….(I will not mention on this site )are famous in the town. They are deeply embeded in the town history. They have been here for generations and there are loads of them……Even the police run scared of certain family names……I shit you not.

Hailsham has to be one of the birthplaces of the chav…..

If you chat to someone and mention there’s a particular area of the Town Centre that you feel very uncomfortable in even in daytime , they will usually chip in that it is the area between M & S and KFC .
Given the obvious issues in other streets nearby, it’s interesting that regardless of age, gender, race or sexuality this particular spot is mentioned above all others.
There’s a menacing feel to it, personally I think much is to do with the cafe table outside a particular shop where Eastern Europeans gather in all weathers & stare with hatred at local passers-by.
I’m not easily spooked having grown up overseas in Muslim countries where I was always the minority. In 15years of that I NEVER felt anything close to what I feel now and have for the last 3years walking on that bit of street.

Now where do I start, this shithole is basically infested with chavs. If you’re a teenage mother in this town, you’ll fit in just fine! If you own a Nova and pointlessly drive it around the town, you’ll fit in just fine!

During the day you may find a few wannabe chavs, but after sunset out they come, infesting the town center with chav disease, starting fights with random innocent people. Where did they all suddenly come from Farley Skank, Malvern Way and Hollington all of which should be demolished and replaced by something that actually benefits the town.

Walk around the skank, ore and Hollington and you should see plenty of 15 year old mothers pushing their prams around, wearing her pink tracksuit with hooped earrings that has the same diameter as the moon. The males are normally found anywhere in town in their shitty Nova’s, which have had stickers stuck onto the rear window, to make it look “cool”, happy hardcore, rap and dizzee rascal playing just completes the chav car look and feel.

The schools in the area are failing quite miserably because of the scum of the universe, shitholes such as Grove and Hillcrest being the two worst schools in the South East, with Hillcrest having a long rivalry with the blazer wearing William Parker students, most likely through jealousy that most students parents at Parker actaully own their house.

Pikey’s from nearby Robertsbridge sometimes come down and start fights with innocent people and the victims cannot do anything about it because the pikey’s will just get the rest of their family out of the caravan and stab that person up.

Hastings, the place everyone wants to live…i mean avoid!

Eastbourne a lovely, quiet little place. Surely not a haven for chavs?
To be blunt but true, Eastbourne is infected with this scum. Since the rise of Hip Hop we all quietly took in the fact that something was coming, something that would piss us off more then Bill Ody; something we now know as the chav.
Eastbourne WAS once a lovely place, it WAS once a quite place, but now since the take over many of us decide to order our food online then bare the abuse of walking outside.
I’ve lived in Eastbourne for near enough 15years, most of my life. And like you all, the begining here was nice, the summers warm, the winters cold but lovely, but within the next years the chavs would creep out the gutters and attack Eastbourne, many people rebeled against this, creating goths, grungers and skaters but most failed leaving only the majority of grungers left. The rest retreated to places like Impact Gaming, to scared to leave their computer screen and sooner or later relising that there once great town has been so infected that theyve been reduced to pale skin and greasy hair.
Some people fought back but only to be sucked into the chav riegn creating chav skaters and worste yet the chemo.
Soon came the Emo nothing more but a boy in make up and tight clothes. I myself am very prodominant “metal head” and i am all for individuality but the creation of Emo has become nothing more but a crappy joke. Chavs soon found out the creation of Emo and slaughtered it in a few hours. The chavs in Eastbourne are smarter then then the average chav they know that make up+tight jeans=pussy, they killed the emo in five seconds. That soon created a bad name for anyone with long hair, every boy with long hair even if it wasnt that long was soon called an Emo, making us a laughing joke.
As Eastbournes chavs grew more and more, the power to rebel is growing greater and greater.
Eastbourne is now becoming a huge boxing ring, though during day time you can walk safetly and spot a few chavs, walk through the town at night time and you’ll see brawl after brawl. The town that was once filled with happy people is now dying from the inside, its infected. The police force is a joke, made up of crooks and drug dealers, Eastbourne can be a paradise and be a hell. Want a place with no law? no order? Eastbourne is yours. BUT the constant barage of kids with knives and wannabe drug dealers with a so called price to pay, Eastbourne is hell.
Next time you visit Eastbourne dont look at the surface look at the cold hard center, there within lies the truth.

sidley boys are a groupe of about 40-50 and are dangerouse and ant scread of any one the egeton park asult was them and the little commen crew are SHIT SCREAD OF THEM and are known to run for there lifes in the past but now make there way into bexhill and kick the fuck out of evry one and are known to fight the east bourn crew it is hard to amagine that such a big crew is in such a small place it is all the estates inn sidley all the yobs move from londen and big citys to settle down in pikey sidley witch ant fare of as bad every body is afraid from this evil groupe come to sidley and see for your self and if you want to see them all of them to gever come to bexhill on week ends and they tage were ever they own witch is the flowing(bexhill,sidley,pebsam,and little commen)and are known to rob drug dealers any other crews what are bigger HELP one of my mates was knocked out with one puch and his jaw was satterd and my mate was ment to be well hard intill the sidley crew formed,SIDLEY PIKEYSSSSSSSSSSS.
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