Anybody reading this is about to enter the deep dark underbelly that is Eastbourne.

Eastbourne is rife with criminal activity including petty theft, loitering, littering and smoking in no smoking zones..!

Now Compare this with places like ”Rio De Janerio” in Brazil with its notable ”Favellas”. With their high crime rate, consisting of murder on a daily basis, gun battles between police and criminals, drug running and brutalised rape’. Eastbourne is obviously miles worse and if you cant see it then your an idiot.

Believe me im a big time gangster in Eastbourne and i conduct most of the above on a daily basis, its give mes eastbournes status as the N0.1 Gangster.

Crime Type Highest Levels

Violence Against a Person City of Westminster
Sexual Offences City of Westminster
Robbery Lambeth
Burglary Haringey
Theft of a Vehicle Barking & Dagenham
Theft from a Vehicle Newham

Regions with the Lowest Crime Rates

Violence Against a Person East Dorset
Sexual Offences Ribble Valley
Robbery Rutland
Burglary Alnwick
Theft of a Vehicle North Cornwall
Theft from a Vehicle Ceredigion

Did anybody notice that eastbourne dosent arrive in this ”uk statistics list”.

Now ask yourself the question ”why is this”

ANSWER: You obviously havent been reading this article properly, eastbourne is so corrupt the government is threatened into fabricating the truth because they are so scared, Believe me as eastbournes ”No1” im involved withe the threatening that goes on.

I was involved in one of my biggest ”gangster ops” missions last year when we threatened a local ”MP” with potato pealers (blunted incase we cut ourselves) and feather dusters covered in itching powder.

Anyway i must leave i just heard shots fired outside my window…and a potato pellet just fell into my lap, guna go mash the shooter up big time with my ”hulk smash” gloves….they dont leave no bruises..!

eastbournes no1

Billy Boi

By: Billy boi

Eastbourne. It has to be one of the worst town’s in the Uk. Its about the size of Brighton & Hove. You have North Eastbourne ; Hampden Park East and West , Old Town , Ratton & Willingdon Village , Upperton and Willingdon Trees. Then you have East Eastbourne ; Kingsmere,Langney North,Langney Village,Shinewater,Langney Point & St.Anthonys,Langney West and The Soverign Harbour and then you have Eastbourne Town ; Lower Meads , Meads , Seaside and Eastbourne Town Centre.

We are going to start of with East Eastbourne , Langney Village. Langney Village sounds like a nice place … well its not. Its where most of Eastbournes Criminal Activity is happening. Lets start with the Gangs , there is the ‘LBFL’ (Langney Boys For Life) which is centered round Pensford Drive (Langney Shopping centre Area). One of there members were put of a ASBO last year for Violence. They have been involved in three serious Assaults,Buglary and other Illegal Acts. Another member had a gun put to his head but was brave to Disarm the mad man. Then we have ‘The Langney Crewdem’ . This Gang is made up of youths ages ranging from 10-18. This Gang is Centered around Langney Estate (just off of Langney Rise Road) This Gang is know to have access to Hunting Knives,Air Rifles,Gas Powered BB guns , Baseball bats , Knuckle Dusters and other Offensive Weapons. Two of there members have ASBO’s for Violence,Rascism,Public Disorder and theft. The other month one of there members assaulted a 15 year old boy outside of Best One shops, they have also smashed windows and glass doors and have been caught with Weed. They Usally hang around in groups of 10 at the minimum and 25 at the maximum. Then there is the ‘Langneyz Young Gunzz’ which are centered around Langney Estate and are joined with ‘Crewdem’ and are know to have access to Knives,Guns,Air Rifles,Knuckle Dusters,Baseball bats,BB guns and other offensive weapons. A few of the Members are Former London gang Members . The Leader , 16 year old Georgie M**d AKA ‘Gunner’ was involved in a Armed Robbery in Wandsworth 2 years ago and was also involved in other gang activity , many accounts of Assault. Now lets get of the subject of Langney Village gangs and talk about the Langney Estate. Langney Estate is pretty big and is where most of Eastbournes Criminal Acitvity happens. There are many CrackDen’s , Drug houses , Run down flats , mistreated dirty dogs , single mums on drugs, drug dealers , armed youths , Vandals , Arsonists , Theives and Criminally Insane Residents. The main crimes round this Area are Anti Social Behaviour , Theft , Mugging , Car Theft and Assault. In the past year there has been 5 Murders , 15 Assaults , 2 Robberies , 5 Burglaries , 3 Arson Attacks , 200 Anit Social Behaviour offences , 10 Drug Dealers caught and alot more criminal Offences. There has also been gun shots fired outside of best one shops and down the alleys of Ashagte Road and a few Armed Police Raids. Police are called to Langney Estate about 7 Times a Day minimum and 15 times Maximum , Usally for public disorder and Vandilism.

Now lets talk about Shinewater AKA CrimeWater AKA GrimeWater. This area is just full of Council Houses , and alot of them are run down. Youths on Milfoil Drive are the main Problem and most of them belong to the Notorious Shinewater gang … ‘The Shinewater Posse’. The other Eastbourne gangs that rival Against ‘The Shinewater Posse’ nickname them ‘The Shinewater Pussies’. This gang are known to have access to  Firearms and other ofensive weapons and are know to have members that are Drug Dealers. Vandilism and Crackhouses are the main problems in Shinewater. There have been a few raids in shinewater and most have been sucssesful.

Then we have Kingsmere Estate. Not a Nice place but not as bad as Langney estate. Its notorious for its Drug Raids in 2009. Its quiet run down and is full of Chavs,Pikeys and Low Life Scum.

Now we have Eastbourne Town Centre and Seaside Road. Has a majour problem with Drunk and Disordely Behaviour. Penvensey Road in Town is the most infamous road it Eastbourne. Its full of police cameras , undercover police cars and police because of the crime. Two murders in 2011 on this road and about 50 crackhouses. A NO-GO area at night.

I will update this soon with more Info.

UPDATED from http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/12/hailsham-east-sussex/

This town must be the birhtplace of the Chav!!!

Why??? We have known the “chav” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a chav and many a fight has broken out because of it…….

Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of Chav development…….Hailsham is Light years ahead of anywhere in the area.

A guided tour:_

Chav hangouts:

War Memorial in the centre of town….Any evening of the week you can find the local Chav youth hanging out here. It used to be the place where you could go to get drunk. Very clever the Hailsham Chav’s they just *allegedly* rob the local shop…used to be Spar…right across the road and sit round the memorial getting drunk on the booze they stole. Now most of the Chav tend to stay away from the town center as the police have finally picked up the fact of what they do, so now the Chav cause mayhem everywhere else. Instead you tend to get the younger hood hanging there, and if not at the War Memorial they are straight arcoss the road outside costcutters, trying to force over 18 people to buy them fags and vodka.

Leisure Centre/Community centre, yes, the Hailsham chav’s even have the inclination to hang out by the leisure centre. It’s called the Lagoon this is usually a meeting place for the chavettes. Sunday nights are 5 a side football league nights for the chav dads…..we’ve got it all going on in Hailsham.

Local park or Wreck as in Eastbourne…..the summer meeting place of the local youth. You can find them sitting on the merry go round just smoking or getting drunk. Usual place for a shag as well.

Horsebridge wreck…yet another hangout for them, this is for the chavs who live on the other side of town…the so called posher end!

Council offices….very popular of a daytime…they provide customer services for chavs. A must see on the map of Hailsham.

Health centre…for an idea of the extent to which the chavs have intergrated in this town….just stand outside and watch and listen….you will truly be amazed.

Common Pond…..Common being the operative word…..even the ducks wear fake burberry and bling bling……..if you think that’s bad…check out the swans!

Redrow… Next to the second lake in Hailsham called Lakeside is a large field that the local hood have called Redrow. This is the number one place for a chav hangout as right next to this field is a small woods, where if the chavs want to get away from the police they simly take the back door and exit through this woods.

Quintins Shopping centre/ St mary’s walk.
These deserve a special note of attention…This is chav haven as far as Hailsham is concerned. You get a chav every 30 seconds here. Chav mums, Chav grans, Chave great grans….Chav generations flock here. The Co-op….chav central of a weekend. In fact the Co-op is *allegedly* run by the chavs! Annabelles the restaurant……more like caff (in my opinion). Well if you can see through the haze of smoke..you’ll find all manner of chavs in there…they come to discuss life on the dole and chavgossip over a fag, full english breakfast, fag, and a cup of tea with a fag. The pound shop and the charity shops are really popular as is the world renowned designer store Quality seconds or QS to you and me…..I’m sure you all know it…the chavs certainly do.

Chav pubs….(Allegedly) The Terminus/The George(*allegedly* sadly burnt by its *alleged* chav owner) The Corn exchange/The Grenadier and another one opposite the Bp garage on south rd….can’t remember the name…these are really popular with the chav’s.

Chav takeaways….Lucky Star is *allegedly* your one stop for chav chinese and chicken and chips.
Kemer kebab….locally famous *allegedly* for the older chav mum’s who want to get a bit more than a kebab late at night!!
Ken’s Fish and Chips….yes, you should see the queues on a Friday night…chav’s come form all around to get their fish and chips here.
Now the newly build Simpsons chicken that replaced part of the costcutters store, is heaven for chavs, they are always in and out of that place.

Supermarkets.. Now that a massive tescos store has been build, this attracts the chavs like flies, and now they stand just outside tesco’s of a late evening trying to steal sweets and alcohol and if not steal then again annoy over 18′s to buy them vodka. 
Also a small Icelands has replaced woolworths, once again the chavs are always trying to buy, steal or get over 18′s to get them some form of alcoholic substance, even if its some of the cheap crap that they sell.

Chav Schools

Marshlands (junior school) Education Chav style

Hailsham Community College (ex Battle Rd) 12-18 Chavs

Chav Estates

Town Farm…breeding ground of the Chav
Diplocks….breeding ground of the lesser Chav

THE DUMP……/ PIKEY PARK

This deserves a special mention….this is run by the CHAV MAFIA…you don’t want to mess with them….even their dogs are hard….the Chav Mafia live next door on the Pikey Park…No houses for them…they still prefer the caravan…..Locals know to steer well clear of this area…there’s town chav’s then caravan chav’s..even the town chav’s don’t mess with the caravan ones.

There is an official chav uniform of trackky bottoms and a jumper….adidas is the preferred one. Used to be Nike, but that went out of fashion. The original chav mum uniform of leggings and a jumper with baby in push chair can still be seen on the streets of Hailsahm….sadly this is becoming a rarity nowadays.
Just to let you know……

Hailsham is the Chav cultural centre of the world, because we have had chav’s in this town for 1396….certain family names….(I will not mention on this site )are famous in the town. They are deeply embeded in the town history. They have been here for generations and there are loads of them……Even the police run scared of certain family names……I shit you not.

Hailsham has to be one of the birthplaces of the chav…..

If you chat to someone and mention there’s a particular area of the Town Centre that you feel very uncomfortable in even in daytime , they will usually chip in that it is the area between M & S and KFC .
Given the obvious issues in other streets nearby, it’s interesting that regardless of age, gender, race or sexuality this particular spot is mentioned above all others.
There’s a menacing feel to it, personally I think much is to do with the cafe table outside a particular shop where Eastern Europeans gather in all weathers & stare with hatred at local passers-by.
I’m not easily spooked having grown up overseas in Muslim countries where I was always the minority. In 15years of that I NEVER felt anything close to what I feel now and have for the last 3years walking on that bit of street.

Now where do I start, this shithole is basically infested with chavs. If you’re a teenage mother in this town, you’ll fit in just fine! If you own a Nova and pointlessly drive it around the town, you’ll fit in just fine!

During the day you may find a few wannabe chavs, but after sunset out they come, infesting the town center with chav disease, starting fights with random innocent people. Where did they all suddenly come from Farley Skank, Malvern Way and Hollington all of which should be demolished and replaced by something that actually benefits the town.

Walk around the skank, ore and Hollington and you should see plenty of 15 year old mothers pushing their prams around, wearing her pink tracksuit with hooped earrings that has the same diameter as the moon. The males are normally found anywhere in town in their shitty Nova’s, which have had stickers stuck onto the rear window, to make it look “cool”, happy hardcore, rap and dizzee rascal playing just completes the chav car look and feel.

The schools in the area are failing quite miserably because of the scum of the universe, shitholes such as Grove and Hillcrest being the two worst schools in the South East, with Hillcrest having a long rivalry with the blazer wearing William Parker students, most likely through jealousy that most students parents at Parker actaully own their house.

Pikey’s from nearby Robertsbridge sometimes come down and start fights with innocent people and the victims cannot do anything about it because the pikey’s will just get the rest of their family out of the caravan and stab that person up.

Hastings, the place everyone wants to live…i mean avoid!

Eastbourne a lovely, quiet little place. Surely not a haven for chavs?
To be blunt but true, Eastbourne is infected with this scum. Since the rise of Hip Hop we all quietly took in the fact that something was coming, something that would piss us off more then Bill Ody; something we now know as the chav.
Eastbourne WAS once a lovely place, it WAS once a quite place, but now since the take over many of us decide to order our food online then bare the abuse of walking outside.
I’ve lived in Eastbourne for near enough 15years, most of my life. And like you all, the begining here was nice, the summers warm, the winters cold but lovely, but within the next years the chavs would creep out the gutters and attack Eastbourne, many people rebeled against this, creating goths, grungers and skaters but most failed leaving only the majority of grungers left. The rest retreated to places like Impact Gaming, to scared to leave their computer screen and sooner or later relising that there once great town has been so infected that theyve been reduced to pale skin and greasy hair.
Some people fought back but only to be sucked into the chav riegn creating chav skaters and worste yet the chemo.
Soon came the Emo nothing more but a boy in make up and tight clothes. I myself am very prodominant “metal head” and i am all for individuality but the creation of Emo has become nothing more but a crappy joke. Chavs soon found out the creation of Emo and slaughtered it in a few hours. The chavs in Eastbourne are smarter then then the average chav they know that make up+tight jeans=pussy, they killed the emo in five seconds. That soon created a bad name for anyone with long hair, every boy with long hair even if it wasnt that long was soon called an Emo, making us a laughing joke.
As Eastbournes chavs grew more and more, the power to rebel is growing greater and greater.
Eastbourne is now becoming a huge boxing ring, though during day time you can walk safetly and spot a few chavs, walk through the town at night time and you’ll see brawl after brawl. The town that was once filled with happy people is now dying from the inside, its infected. The police force is a joke, made up of crooks and drug dealers, Eastbourne can be a paradise and be a hell. Want a place with no law? no order? Eastbourne is yours. BUT the constant barage of kids with knives and wannabe drug dealers with a so called price to pay, Eastbourne is hell.
Next time you visit Eastbourne dont look at the surface look at the cold hard center, there within lies the truth.

sidley boys are a groupe of about 40-50 and are dangerouse and ant scread of any one the egeton park asult was them and the little commen crew are SHIT SCREAD OF THEM and are known to run for there lifes in the past but now make there way into bexhill and kick the f**k out of evry one and are known to fight the east bourn crew it is hard to amagine that such a big crew is in such a small place it is all the estates inn sidley all the yobs move from londen and big citys to settle down in pikey sidley witch ant fare of as bad every body is afraid from this evil groupe come to sidley and see for your self and if you want to see them all of them to gever come to bexhill on week ends and they tage were ever they own witch is the flowing(bexhill,sidley,pebsam,and little commen)and are known to rob drug dealers any other crews what are bigger HELP one of my mates was knocked out with one puch and his jaw was satterd and my mate was ment to be well hard intill the sidley crew formed,SIDLEY PIKEYSSSSSSSSSSS.

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Eastbourne? Surely not that sweet seaside town, holiday destination for old lady coach trips.  I’m afraid it’s true, if you scratch the surface of this quaint seaside community you will find a thriving community of useless toe rags commonly known as Chavs. I’m not getting at poor people who can’t afford decent clothes, homes, cars or food; no I wish them all the best. My gripe is with the worthless, ASBO fuckwits who’s only purpose in life is to make everyone else miserable and turn the world into one giant shithole. There are three things that make Eastbourne a heaven for Chavs. 1, it has a large docile easily intimidated elderly population. 2, it is full of cheap crap shops, clubs, pubs and takeaways and 3. It has a totally useless Police force; honestly these guys make the cops on the Simpsons look like CSI Miami. Visit Eastbourne during the day and you would be mistaken in thinking there is nothing wrong. You will see, mostly, ordinary people going about their business without any problems, with only a token presence of Chavs monging about. But as soon as the shops shut and it starts getting dark then the town is transformed. It’s like the whole population of planet w**ker is beamed down to its streets. Everywhere you walk in town you will find groups of these Tossers hanging about spitting, swearing at the top of their nicotine stained lungs, breaking things and trying to look hard and intimidating to any old people or children who walk past, usually to impress the large numbers of skanky Chav slappers who wander about like CJD cattle looking for a shag or some mug to buy them drinks. If they’re not hanging about doing f**k all then they are driving around town in their crap Noddy cars, pumping out crap music and making their budget dunlops squeel. By the way, if any of these fuckwits are having this read to them by their social worker, tell them that when other people see them in their cars they don’t say to themselves ‘wow what a street hero, he must be from that film the fast and the furious’ no, what they are thinking is ‘what a w**ker I hope he T-bones a cement truck at the next junction with his seat belt off’. One of the highlights of their night is to get wasted on cheap crap booze like that fake apple flavoured petrol known as white lightning cider then they can wage their eternal war on bus shelters, parked cars, shop windows and bins. Then, when they feel suitably brave enough, gang up on someone helpless, like an old man on his invalid scooter or one of the homeless mental patients sleeping rough on the sea front and give them a good kicking. Yes, the Eastbourne Chavs are a class act.

Town: Bexhill on Sea
Social Hotspot: Outside the Library
Smoke of choice: “ten sovrin… nah, i ain’t got my id on me”

Welcome to Bexhill on Sea- the town for chavs who can’t afford to live in Little Common, but whose parents love them enough to keep them away from Sidley.
Looking out of the train at the station before disembarking in this lively seaside resort, one can see signs that this is an up-and-coming residence for the discerning chav. A station that once was a boring old, busy, listed building now clearly shows it’s potential for excitement with 21st century modernisation techniques in use, such as broken windows, graffiti, discarded cigarette packets, Special Brew cans and pools of vomit.

These examples of the expanding contemporary youth culture’s diverse and engaging hobbies and interests are proof that Bexhill would deserve the title of “Capital of Culture for the Bexhill-on-sea Region” should it ever be awarded.

As one’s tour takes them outside of the station, one can meet and possibly converse with the friendly locals on being required to join them for the pleasure of sharing a smoke with the ladies. And all of their friends. If a person who does smoke ventures to these parts, local experts say a wise thing to carry at all times would be an extra small packet of cheap cigarettes, with only 1 left. This way, conversation is limited to
“ay, mate, don’t suppose you’ve got a fag I can have do ya?”
“Sorry, I’ve only got one left”
“alright …. ‘ere, my mate [Kylie*] reckons you’re well fit”
“fack off [Liberty*], I’ve got a boyfriend”
“no you aven’t”
“shu’up”….
Thusly leaving oneself an opportunity to quietly leave while your new friends discuss whether or not [Darren*] counts as a boyfriend after “fursday night raand Edgerton” (the local park).

Now one’s tour ventures past one of the centres where exchange students congregate, and if one cares to observe the behaviour of “townies” (local lingo has it) in their natural habitat- administering blows upon German students “cos deyre fuckin nazis innit, dats wot my nan says and she’s 39”.

If one moves along prior to be mistaken themselves for Nazi students, one can observe the budding social life outside the King Fried Chicken (KFC-the land Trading Standards forgot). This corner shows a perfect slice of Bexhill’s expanding multiculturalism, as travelling folk and their descendants from Sidley meet with the native residents to discuss and mime their most recent amateur boxing [moral] victories. Look carefully and see patches of saliva, which demonstrate the recentness of the cultural turnaround, showing how the locals’ palates can still not quite manage the taste of brewed Belgian imports combined with cheap fags.

Across the road from this gathering, one can now see Sackville road, with it’s many kebab houses to cater for the growing Turkish cuisine and Belgian ale enthusiasts. Opposite the first of these that one sees is the library and it’s bench. This, apparently is truly a great place for chavs right across the South East to meet and arrange what parts of their social lives have not already been previously discussed by text messaging. A word of caution from the experienced- chavs have a strict code of honour when it comes to fleeing from a possible fight. If one walks alone past certain areas not wearing a white Nickelson zipped and hooded top and is started on by a group of these people, it is considered impolite not to stand and let 15 yobs kick one’s face in as 5 fat slappers hold them down, as it would not be “playing fair”.

I could write more about the “You Bexhill peeps ain’t ready 4 da Biggin Hill massive” graffiti’s portrayal of upcoming civil strife, or more about the town in general. But to be honest, I’ve got to walk this route in an hour’s time, so I’m going to try and think of a more appealing mental image than this town. Like envisaging film titles such as “Bestial Betty’s Animal Hospital Romp Volume 9”.

Avoid here if at all possible.

*names have been changed for legal reasons