Gravesend, Otherwise known as the armpit of kent
I Have lived in gravesend all my life
i have visited many other ‘Chavtowns’ across kent like lewisham dartford chatham and so on
And not one so far has even came near to being as chav infested as Gravesend
Being stereotyped as a ‘Goth’ Or ‘Emo’ it kinda sucks for my people down here.
im a 15 year old girl and have on more than one occasion have been threatened by a massive group of chavs brandishing metal poles, knives and planks of wood with nails stick out of them, and demanding that us ‘F**king dirty grungers’ govfe them our money, phones and so on.
It isnt nice.
I mean we believe that Safety in numbers is our best way of surviving, but however this is not the case anymore.
as even in large groups of 40 (yes thats quite a few freaks) we can still be belittled by 3 or 4 chavs.
I mean all we do is sit on a patch of grass in the local church Graveyard (not good for the stereotype i know) and chat, smoke and have fun.
They are just scum
No one can even walk about Gravesend town centre without getting threatened, spat at and so on.
Some people i know, some of the most docile humane lovely people i know have had to start taking knives out with them to protect themselves if the worst should happened.
and even worse Boy Chavs Threaten to hit GIRLS
To actually smack their face in with glass bottles
so yes I think Gravesend is one of the most chav filled, disgustingly stereotypical town you will EVER find.

New Ash Green is full of people that cannot think independently.Lots of mums at the local school are thriving on others emotions and cannot think for themselves.Many are on ant-depressants and many think their shit don’t smell.You get the pykkies, the real snobs, the local bikes,and the local scum.Everybody wants to know your business to gossip about.Nothing is secret it is like living in Big Brother being watched all the time.Too many trees and full of nosey people.The local Police are a completely invisible entity,the local shopping area is becoming more and more of a ghost town but full of bored teenagers.nothing to do but wait and die beyond the age of 11 years old.No clubs,nothing of interest. Fall out with one person and the whole village can become your enemy not knowing the reasons for the disagreement!Lots of people claim to have their own businesses but are never at work and have loads to spend.Full of dodgy tradesmen especially if you want a bath suite fitted and man in question has never heard of the stop cock.I rest my case!!!Escape if you can.

I have had the misfortune of living here for most of my life and I have to say i am so, so sick of living here and putting up with this situation and i wish i could leave.

What can you expect from Dartford?

1.If you are not a chav, some variation of chav or very neutral looking, you can expect to recieve at least verbal abuse when you come to Dartford.

2.If you go anywhere near the park or the skate park it is likely you will be hasselled and quite possibly set upon by a group of underage drunk chavs. Dried blood on the pavement in the park is not an uncommon site.

3.If you are savvy enough to deal with the abuse from chavs in Dartford by trying to talk to them or argue back, it is highly likely that one of their older chav friends (or parents) will appear and join in with the argument/fight.

Dartford was always a bit of a ghost town, but now many shop windows are borded, it is undesirable and sometimes unsafe to leave the house after 6pm, and it is likely that if you stay here for long enough  at some point, you will get kicked to the floor by a group of chavs. REGARDLESS OF YOUR AGE.

The causes of this situation

1. Bad parenting.

With chavs having kids at such early ages, no-body ever grows up and learns that respect for other people is imporatant. chavs have chav parents, and neither of them respect eachother or anybody else.

2. Music

Music is great. it gives you strength when you need it and helps you through hard times.
with kids not having decent parent or father figures they turn to music.

The idea of being a gangster comes from music, and being a gangster means having respect only for violence and intimidation.

I truely hope that the police and the goverment deal with this soon, I dont want to see another motiveless chav murder on the news.

Now check out this my bredwin homedoggz out there.. Hoo is a crappholle

If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell firstly you must have extremely large love handles hanging over the top of your market jeans.Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretchmark.This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back saying Anyone up for a threesome? Hair should be piled high on your head and loosely tied with a scrunchie. Make up must be applied with a trowel.Shoes must be gold flipflops preferably with fake gems all over them. As much gold as possible should be worn and you must have a fake chanel handbag to complete the look. The absolute must have is a fake leather pram complete with lacy blanket covered in A: pink satin dummies or B:blue boxing gloves. Your ideal road to live in is Viola because all yer cousins live there but if not Clare Road is a close second best.Monday morning visits to the post office are obligatory and if you are really lucky Henry boy will take you in his gold BMW with the number plate GANGSTER1. Henry boy will be wearing his string vest, flat cap and dealer boots. His look will be completed by an enormous gold knot ring finished with a cubic zirconia that he takes oath on is a diamond. Henry can’t ang abaht cos he’s due to make his weekly appearance at Staines magistrates and needs to get home and put on his fake hugo boss suit to make a good impression.

What happened to Ashford? It used to be this lovely little village where everyone knew each other, it had a few nice little shops and a good atmosphere. Nowadays it’s filled with total muppets dressed from head to foot in Burberry riding up and down on mopeds. Staines is just as bad. I reckon Sacha Cohen came through Staines and thought I can really take the mick out of these people and they won’t even realise that the laughs on them. The only people who aspire to live in Ashford are people from Feltham which says it all really.