ASH SUCKS! Pikeys everywhere, chavs everywhere, it drives you insane! I personally would like to go down Longacre and that caravan park down Oaktrees and smash all those council houses and caravns to bits, with the chavs and gypos in them. They scare the old folks at Japonica Court, they burnt down Alldays (now replaced with Co-Op), they bully innocent people at our local schools, one of them decided to have a piss on the live rail at the train station which killed him, they completely ignore the pivoting CCTV camera outside One Stop and constantly get filmed smashing the phone booth up, its a load of bollocks! Luckily it’s not just Ash, its Ash Vale too! I witnessed this group of pikeys down outside Budgens and Vale Furnitures, throwing signs about that belong to Threshers, and throwing mud and flowers from a stand in the indian restaurant! I even know some of their names that I would love to name right now.
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No, that title is not a pun, you really do see burberry caps here still, and from what I understand, burberry is not that in anymore.  f**k it, i’ll get to the crux; Camberley is a place which not only harbours charvas in their droves, but many of these know me, which is detrimental to me to say the least.

Let me begin with where I went to school, Tomlinscote (or Tomlinscat as it is more deserving of being named) is touted as a language college of national merit.  Dont be fooled for a second, the language college thing is there to screw more money off the government in order to build a better environment for the skivs and skivettes to defecate and ruin, and national merit?  If that was so the nation’s ruined; Sorry, but it is.  Still, and this is depression-inducing even to say it, but it really was a comparatively good school, since it remains the only school out of the other two in the Camberley area where someone hasn’t been STABBED!  So its a safe school, well done, but that doesn’t change the hatefulness of all the skivs though, does it?

Yeah, the skivs, the main problem with them is the way they belittle you for no good reason; although when I say belittle I mean something like “NNNNNNNNNN…FREAK…NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!” or “uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!”; Clearly, the genes are from the skip.  What makes things worse is that I am a person with Asperger’s Syndrome, which basically translated to them means more “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNs”.

Now , the town, I hope the whole school thing set the tone, because you would be right.  While some parts are worse than others (Old Dean, Heatherside), you can’t escape it; you will be fine for a few moments until a gaggle of them go past you and utter “Batty” or “Freak” or “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”.  The only place you can truly avoid is the walkway with BHS, Post Office, and of course, Woollies!  Probably the only convinience store that thinks its a supermarket!

Old Dean:  Scatty, run-down zone-of-alienation flats and Collingwood College (someone was STABBED with scissors there!  Surprise!).  I have a friend who is in this area, poor him, but back to business.  This place wouldn’t look out of context in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow Of Chernobyl, and neither would the inhabitants, having been started on by one for speaking, they remind me of Zombies, without the character or the poise.  The local charva force is the ODA (Old Dean Army).

Heatherside:  Where can I begin with this?  The fact that its charvas have formed HSC (Heather-Side Crew), and that Sainsburys there won’t pay them a pittance says it all.  Speaking of HSC, this is not like the ODA, who actually chain people to posts and mug them apparently; this is just a thing where people guzzle (or even snort) White Lightning and smack and skunk and soil and even each others genes in a horrendous mating ritual, so nothing to come your way other than a few comments and stuff.  The only way I can sum up HSC is “Hicks in Shit Cars”.

Finally, having been called freak (the word of the truly ignorant) on several occasions, I’d like to say god help you should you ever live round here with Aspergers; and dont become a chav yourself, It’ll ruin you and this area even more.

NET

Edit: Now theres a new shopping place
in Camberley, the Atrium, hopefully it should draw in chavs so I can
reach the model shop, Morning Star.  It is just eateries, bowling alley
and a cinema.
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Epsom Chav central of Surrey! its full of Chavs!
During the day this pleasant town is enjoyable to walk around even though the shops are becoming more and more to the taste of a chav, Afternoon comes still a safe place the chavs start to wake up. Night comes and they venture out of the notorious Longmead Estate and other areas. Since Epsom has good transport chavs come from all over. Epsom is home to 3 council estates which r quite rough, The longmead Estate, Watersedge Estate and the Wells Estate.
Epsom home of quite a few Crews which cause havok.
This town is getting worse and worse. At night u can never walk around there late at night with out getting abuse thrown at you or a knife pulled out on you. They all hang around Macdonalds and all up that road. By the Odeon as well seeems to be a hang out. This place is shite, i feel safer walking around Kingston than i do in Epsom. In Epsom its a small highstreet full of rudeboys. Not all chavs are bad but they have managed to get a bad repuatation.
Also Bouncers in Macdonalds is just crazy, that just tells u how bad it gets.

Cons= The estates
All the Chavs
Walking down the highstreet and having to stand aside to let a chav mum drive her 5 prams and screaming kids around screamin at them.
Crap nightlife
Being out of zone 6 (even though we should b FUK SW TRAINS)
Crap shopping center

Pros= Having quite alot of Green areas
Good Coffee Shops
Quite good transport besides the zonal issue.
A few nice pubs

Now mind you wot annoys me more than chavs is EMOs, thank god Epsom is not full of them yet, cos i dont want no one walking around moaning how bad their lives r and cutting their wrists. JUST DIE.

On another not back to my point Epsom is just going quickly downhill, it is quite an attractive town but still this town has very bad elements. I know people who say Cobham, Esher, Walton are bad areas, it just makes me laugh how stupid they are because they are all safe places unlike this Town.
People thinking of moving to Epsom, Re think it.

wallington!! how could no one have mentioned it!?

it is strange because it has a huge contrast of posh south wallington and the rest is unbeliveably rubbish. it used to be a lovely town – like the rest of south london. now look at it all!

theres roundshaw, ahem, sorry – ‘wallington village’. full of all the scum of the world looking for trouble and mothers in their early teens opting for an easy life on benefit

there are so many spastic kids wandering around the high street nowadays, poor souls, i was in one of the charity shops the other day and one of them kept on coming in the changing room with me and closing the curtain – i was calling for the carers but they couldnt give 2 s**ts about them!

if u wanna watch children chavs doing drugs and drinking cider – go to mellows park
if u wanna get jumped/mugged/flashed – go to beddington park

i really dont feel safe walking down the high street anymore, there are gangs of little chav s**ts waiting around to prey on vulnerable people.

at one time there used to be 3 pet shops on the high street, now there’s 3 BETTING SHOPS
i think we’ve got enough dont u??

nightlife…
must mention the joys that are the whispering moon and john jackson. opposite eachother, people will hop over the padestrian barriers to get from one to the other.
u will see lovely well behaved topless men screaming at their bints running after them down the road, bloody fights in the street, screeching cars driving away, people copulating in the alley ways, urinating outside shops. oh yes, wallington is a very pleasant place at night time, and being a resident of the high street i get to witness it all

id love to hear other’s experiences with the wonderful hamlet of wallington, please comment

stay strong residents, stay strong – we cant all live in south wallington eh!!