Buxton might be a touristy town famed for its spa water….But it is also boring,cold,rain lashed for most of the year..The sun rarely comes out.The council provide next to no leisure facilities..A refurbishment of the 1970s swimming pool has taken over 18 months to do..Guess what? It looks exactly the same as it did before! The Historic Crescent has been empty and derelict for over 15 yrs..To say things move slowly here is an understatement….The locals are narrow minded,and in the main seem not very intelligent :stare at anything,or anybody who is in any way slightly different…(DO NOT come here if you are black,gay,etc etc !),and seemed to like getting drunk and smashing windows on the market place on a saturday night.Although it purports itself as a cultural area,a lot of the work is provided by the quarries stone quarrying in the area,and associated jobs such as haulage.The town centre is like many others dying on its feet,and full of charity shops..It has a tiny indoor shopping precinct..And thats your lot really! I would say DONT BOTHER IF YOU ARE THINKING OF MOVING HERE!

By: anonymous

SMACK crack DOSS BOOZE racist HOMOPHOBIC HELL ignorant INSANE CHAVS scum SHIT HOLE

GEOGRAPHY INTRO

Geographically Ilkeston is situated almost right SMACK bang in the middle of Nottingham and Derbyshire with buses and cars being the only means of transport in and out of this god forsaken hell hole. If I was a god looking down on Ilkeston I would think of it as a horrible infected nipple oozing with all manner of toxins.

GOVERNEMENT PROJECT

I personally think that the whole place has been purposely shut off so that government scientists and other big brother officials can explore and experiment on this project. Yes you heard me correct the place seems infested with zombie like teenagers who seem entranced either by drugs or the television. The Jeremy Kyle show seems to be even recruiting and encouraging most of Ilkestons population onto its program.

DEVOLUTION

Teenagers and even the adults seem shameless and I would even go as far as to call most of them a devolved sub human species. The main reasons for this is that Ilkeston is an ex mining drinking community with so many pubs within such a short proximity to one another. The depleation of brain cells with the inhabitants of Ilkeston is too apparent & obvious. The Epicenter of Ilkeston used to be the Market Square a dingy tacky place. The market that comes every Thursday & Saturday seems to sell all manner of useless cheap and tacky throw away goods.

TESCO

Now the new epicentre of Ilkeston is Tescos Land a huge ice cube like structure situated at the very bottom of the Shit Heap. The thing that interests me in the Tesco’s is that people will often stand in the isles as if they were all meeting up on a street talking and gossiping without any concern for others wanting to get past or to buy an item. Again the supermarkets main seller would be alcohol.

GOOD SPOTS

Ilkeston isn’t all a slum though and in some pockets of it reside the usually old set in their ways, oap’s, without a care about the community they leave behind. Ilkeston also has its very own masonic lodge/hall situated discreetly next to the museum of which tends to offer very little information apart from dwelling on the mundain history of the area. Victoria Park is a beautiful part of Ilkeston but tends to remain un used and neglected. The odd teenager will be seen rolling up a joint near the band stand and at times they can be heard sniggering in bushes up to all manner of things.

MADNESS

After living in Ilkeston for a good 15 years trapped and socially isolated because of being surrounded by peasantry and the wrongly educated I have learn’t much of this vile gloomy place. The whole area would cause many to suffer depression possibly even bipolar due to how the place is so disorganized. Most of the residents if asked to smile would most probably crack in half due to the amount of pressure and effort it would take.

INHABITANTS

Situated in Ilkeston the people all seem to get away to the local seaside resort known as Costa Dell Skegness or Ingoldmells to paddle in the dark toxic coloured sea and now even as displayed a load of wind turbines. Lager louts and men with bright red heads walk around all acting like vikings and wishing they still had it in them to attract one of the local ladettes who even when they all dolled up still hide behind a mask of grotesque deformed monster. In fact most of the women rule Ilkeston so come to Ilkeston if you wish to be sexually assulted by women who afterwards would possibly blame you for assaulting them. 

AREAS 51 PLUS

There are two other areas that surround Ilkeston that are actually the same place in my opinion but each resident of each place would argue with that as they still are very terroritoral in Ilkeston. Its very yorkshire and clicky and anyone who seems to appear decent and well kept would be thrown out like in the slaughted lamb pub in film American Werewolf in London. Areas such as Kirk Hallam are full of inbreds and many of the local mentally disabled all seem to live in that area. Kirk Hallam even has its own made up mafia that try their best to go around causing mayhem but their bark is much worse than their bite unless they let their dogs off their leads to attack the local wildlife ( Yes I even witness a dog rip a duckling to shreads only to amuse the gang )

Cotmanhey aka Grotmanhey is the worst ever part of Ilkeston and one could get high even walking through the area. Don’t even think about attending one of the clubs in the area without being harrassed or given daggers by the locals. Do not walk around the area at night bad things can happen, vampires and all other creatures walk the streets or drunken retards whats the difference. Kids would even possibly call you a peado for even looking their way and you would end up with some parent hunting you down with BB gun.

Work & Prospects

The Job Centre in Ilkeston seems to be activily encouraging unemployment with lack of support and resources given to those who show any interest in looking for employment. The only jobs availble in ilkeston would be dead end mundane things such as shelf packing and other low paid soul destroying retail jobs or factory work. Some areas of Ilkeston are more for those who live beyond their means and commute in which they have to travel to their jobs and never even spend much time in the homes they paying thousands on.

CONCLUSION

To Conclude things, if the Erewash council would stop being so corrupt and putting money into things that don’t seem to benefit the area things might change. If they built more community centres and support groups then all of the crack addicts and dole dossers mights be able to get somewhere and better themselves. More industry needs to be developed in the area instead of lots of buildings for commuters. Lastly a Railway station needs to be developed also so that people can put their suitcases in to get away and escape.

By: Ilkeston Watcher

i went to mansfield on  a football trip to watch my team nottscounty play mansfield town in a pre season friendley the area is a shit hole evey corner you go around you dont know weather you are going to be alive or not on the other side the place has 1 decent pub and the rest are shit i dont know who would open up new pub their their are chavs on evry other corne and thats becouse theirs a pedo on the others if you know nottingham you will know the meddows yeah well field mill the mansfield ground is in an older rougher area than that and the ground uses 3 of its 4 stands and the home fans still manage to make it luck empty even thow they are playing their local rivals who are a member of the npower leigue 1 not a shitty blue sq premiershit non leigue crap the unused stand proberbly is now used by the local crackheads trut co the main song sung by the notts county fans was  inbreads inbreads lol and they diddent reply to it lol the attendence was about 2000 and 700 were notts awa fans and despit their scabby players fouling evry 10 seconds and the reff having the wistle stuck in his throught notts rightfully won 2 1

By: liam uxxxxxxx

Once upon a time during the 1990s Boston believe it or not was actually an ok place to be. Boston college provided the best option for a large section of Lincolnshire’s youth to seek further education. As a result Boston enjoyed a large but casual student community with all the social and financial benefits this provided, it was essentially a small student town.

However with the opening of Lincoln University in the early 2000s the students of Lincolnshire abandoned Boston for the quaint and historical City and it’s growing economy. This left a void in Boston, a void that was soon to be filled with an influx of EU migrants given a free pass by the Labour party and their incompetence. But despite the fact that there are far too many EU migrants for the town to cope with socially speaking, they aren’t necessarily the problem. It seems that Boston now has a reputation for being one of the worst places to live in Lincolnshire, as a result of this reputation most respectable people refuse to live there. I work in Boston myself and in the building I work in only 3 members of staff live in Boston, the rest refusing to live in the town and opting to commute up to an hour each way on a daily basis, myself included.

Here are a few important notes you should know about Boston:

The running joke in the town is that you walk down the street and no longer hear English accents or language, but it’s no longer a joke, it’s a reality.

Boston’s schools provide some of the worst education in the country, try and have a conversation with a local and you’ll see what I mean.

The road network of the town is matched only by the average driving ability of the locals in sheer stupidity.

The local hospital (also the main hospital for the area) in infamous for it’s lack of cleanliness and very poor patient care, so much so the elderly care ward has been threatened with closure unless it shows improvement.

Stay away from the fenside estate

Certain pubs in the town will allow you to avoid the smoking ban and smoke indoors but only if you’re smoking a “herbal roll up”

In summary Boston is a rural town that suffers from all the problems of a rural town without any of the benefits, as most of the locals are on benefits.

After a lifetime of living and a family history going back to the start of Cleethorpes we had to move away the chav epidemic was spreading its spours ever further into our one beautiful town from over the border with Gy.there is a way of measuring how “bad” a chav boy is,the bigger the hoop hanging from the unwashed pregnant girlfriends ears ,the more time he’s done bin caught.you would think that going around all day with a scowl on yer unwashed overly made up face ,you wouldnt want to scrrrape your hair “off” it.Grimsby the place where they think you are being funny if you cant get passed the 12 year old child and buggy you say excuse me,and where if one of these childs childrens buggies hits you on the back of the leg and you mention that thay might have offered a sorry,they tell you quite proudly we dunt say sury we is dragged up “init”,and if, as has happened to me,you ask one of these underage underdress unwashed and unwaged would they be so kind as to stop swearing ,the reply is ..who the f**k are you a vicar ..there is plenty to do in this shit hole of the town but you have to have the mental capacity to go and find it and do it,how many times have you heard it said the leisure centre is too far out ,..not if you live near as thousands do

f**k Nottingham it’s shit.

Come on people, is anyone seriously gonna defend Notts? I’ve lived there all my life and I don’t think I’ve ever been into town, day or night, without seeing someone being attacked or harassed, or some dregs of society having it out in the street. At night, I have to look over my shoulder to make sure I’m not gonna get jumped by:

1) Drunks looking to feel better about themselves
2) Gangs who want the meagre few quid in my pocket and my busted, shitty phone
3) Crazy people who just like attacking strangers

just because I choose to dress like a punk. The police are f**king useless, voted the worst in the country at least once. Everyone just goes barmy at the weekend cos they know the coppers will do nothing about it. I’ve been attacked on 3 separate occasions, once in broad daylight, most likely for the way I CHOOSE to dress which in any city is BULLSHIT.

Even then, Notts is so full of fuckin lunatics that even in the middle of the day, without the presence of any booze or drugs or punk clothes you have a good chance of getting into trouble. My girlfriend got followed through town on a Wednesday morning by some f**king smackhead with a dog. He claimed she owed him £80, then called her a ‘f**king bitch’ and said she was going to ‘get it’. I mean WHAT THE f**k. Any city where this shit happens on a weekday morning is a dive.

The worst thing is that Notts has the capacity to be awesome. There are loads of great people there and so much creativity and uniqueness. The street performers are some of the best in the country. We have a huge music scene for all kinds of music, the biggest genres serviced being dubstep and ska at the moment I think. We’ve got the world famous Broadway Cinema, where the UK premier of Pulp Fiction was held. There’s loads to do (if you got the money) and lots of history shit to see. We’ve got Rock City, voted the UK’s best live alternative venue for years running. We’ve got loads of unique pubs, bars and cafes each with their own vibe. People from NYC have told me it feels very much like their home, albeit more depressing and on edge.

And there it is. Violent, prejudiced, stupid, ignorant, useless people f**k it up for everyone. Basically, if you can’t fight or you don’t feel comfortable carrying a knife or a gun don’t come. chances are it’ll all go wrong. You have to try hard not to get into a fight or get into trouble, the police will ALWAYS bother the people who are just trying to have a good night and IGNORE the people who are out to cause others harm and you are guaranteed to see at least one guy who thinks he’s f**king Bruce Lee on steroids trying to attack people.

It’s s shithole, but not because of the city. Because of the people. A few arseholes and kids who think it’s cool to stab people and mug people ruin our great city for the rest of us folk who just want to be ourselves and get the f**k on with life. It won’t change, because regular people won’t do anything about it (and they shouldn’t f**king have to) and the government are so distant and awful they will never solve it. So we have to live in it. and it’s shit.

oh, and anyone commenting on here saying something to the effect of:

oi mn nottz iz fukin well gd u wankr i luv it hear itz lodz ov fun! if u dnt lik it then fuk off! i bet ure a fat rich pussyole hu livz in sum posh howse n shit, wht da fuk do u noe bout my city man!? itz well gud in twn at da weekendz yeh ok so we gt into fitez and mayb likeee hurt sum peeple but so wot they shud be harder init! so fuk off and die or mayb eat all our shit coz u suk ok.

Then you’re part of the problem I’m afraid. And those who’ll say ‘well, the way you dress invites trouble mate. maybe you should wear what everyone else does’ I SHOULDN’T f**king HAVE TO. I don’t care how anyone else dresses, why the hell should they care how I dress?

So how did this chav town make the list?  is it the fine architecture of the abandoned buildings? the violent inbred “your not welcome in our town, stranger” attitude, or simply the diverse self styled attire of the local residents which includes such ensembles as a baseball cap and “trackies” accompanied by a shellsuit jacket.

ok well lets start with towns whereabouts, shirebrook  (also known in surrounding areas as “shitbrook”) is an old mining town in the middle of nowhere and as such relies on its own infrastructure, as traveling outside shirebrook (unless visiting prison via the panda car taxi) is too expensive as it drains the local benefits which are mostly spent on weed or smack. to travel around in shirebrook the local youth usually travel around in gangs, it is thought gangs are better to hang around in, this way if one of the gang wishes to fight or commit arson/vandalism (which they usually do) they can feel safe in the knowledge that fifteen versus one is a safe number. some of the older gangs (twelve and over) have saved up enough dole money to piece together a sort of mountain bike bmx mixture which they use to travel around shirbrook more efficiently in circles around town centre at night looking for trouble becous they dont have a tv or anything else to do. the local greetings of  “wot u lookin at?” or ” init mate” or “orate cock” are standard due to the poor education in the town and the lack of understanding of full sentences, partly due to the inbred nature of the town and partly due to the fact that nobody went to school.

shirebrook used to have a big pub culture, with more pubs than public services, however the towns dole money and constant vandalism and obviously pub hygiene breaches forced most of the pubs to close, however alchohol fueled violence is still prominent as bargain booze is the most used shop in the town hence most of the lads are pissed on cheap cider, and the local chavets on lambrini. bargain booze can be found across from the job centre or signing on centre as its locally known.

vehicles that pass through this town lock their doors and tie down the external car parts in fear of them being stolen. the locally owned vehicles are usually untaxed, uninsured old knackerd mopeds which the richest shirebrookians use for quick getaways. the local childrens park was predominantly used for jacking up or throwing used condoms or empty beer cans on, and next door a large pub called the swan closed down leaving a vast empty derelict boarded up grafiti eyesore at the entrance to the town (which is still there) tesco was going to get rid of this eyesore and build a store there, but after reviewing the town, tesco discovered the town was far too terrible.

Chesterfield… what a state… this a shitty little town where there are more caravans than people, where you can’t move for the gypsy scum bags and chavvy inbreds. Its not really surprising when you consider that whole families cram into these tiny metal sheds in the town centre, shagging each other from dawn to dusk just to avoid having to do a scrap of work… if the they can keep their hands off the numerous farm animals wandering through the local shops and pubs, where there are lines for their services. If any of the little shits does manage to drag themselves into school then there are always the local paedophiles to keep them entertained. Hopefully, the skid mark that is Chesterfield is removed from the face of the earth.

Let’s take a trip to New Mills. Or shouuld that be a trip through New Mills. This place isn’t really too good at all. In fact, it’s a dump. In Ali G style, the council’s divided New Mills into tow sub-regions, East and West. Here’s a piece of useful advice, if you’ve got a terminal illness- why bother spending lots of your childrens’ valuable inheritance money going to a suicide clinic in Switzerland, when all you need to do is dress like a ‘poof’ (that means someone with a little more money than everyone else) and take a stroll down the streets, hoping to encounter some of the notorious Gregory brothers, or some blind drunk plumber who seems to take a disliking to you.

If you hadn’t already gathered, New Mills is a northern town. Set in stone-literally- since the 1200′s, New Mills, as the name suggests was a cotton spinning town with quick links to Manchester on othe 2 railway lines that serve the town. there’s also a bus station, (in fact more of a bus roundabout with some random benches thrown around), a staggering 13 public houses for a population of 10,000, and two supermarket for poor people, SPAR and the CO-OP.There’s loads to do in New Mills if you’re a rabid child from the council esate who enjoys playing in one of the two shit-diluted rivers or hanging outside the sweet factory for cast offs (yes, a town like this makes sweets).

So let’s get into what’s bad about New Mills. Everythin….wait, that’s not quite true. New Mills is a great place to live if you’re a chav. I kid you not. Let’s see what a typical ‘New Mills Lad’ as they like to call themselves likes to get up. first, dress up in your best white airmax shellsuit- quite fashionable here- your NYC baseball cap, and don’t forget that signiature touch, chewing gum. Now you’re good to go. The dole office doesn’t open till nine, so you’d better just sit at home watching Good Morning on your 54 inch mega screen TV that dominates your squalid council house living room wall. Oh, now the bus’s come, the 389 that’ll stop anywhere on it’s route, no bus stops needed. So you’ll go and collect you money at 09:01. Now you’ve got time to kill, haven’t you? How about going shopping for some new clothes in one of the four charity shops? Or maybe buy some chips for breakfast? Yeah, that’s a good idea, and it’ll make your acne scarred skin even worse- great!

Carr vale is a small village in the bourgh or Bolsover. This is one of 2 main places where chavs come from in Bolsover, the other being the ‘whimps’. It is said by many residents that the house are sliding down the hill, this is backed up by the fact that many residents are unable to get house insurance because of this, and the fact that they have no money. At the bottom of carr vale is ‘new bolsover’ or the model village, this is were the 10 year old chavs spend there days, saying such quotes as ‘fackin cam on den!’ when there 10 miles away from you. They tend to walk around with there tracky bottoms around there ankles and with there hands down the front of there trousers.