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West Bromwich/Wednesbury

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I am addressing both the chav towns of West Bromwhich and Wednesbury as I live on the border of both.<

 

Well as a current 15 year old living in and trying to recieve education in this s**thole i can honestly say my school is absoutlutley infested with chavs- even the top sets which i am in.

I honestly pray for a chav holocaust every night my only way through the nightmare of the chav pre-evolved subspeices is the glory of rock/metal and trying to set myself as far apart from them as possible, for example: i even changed my accent towards this end.

you can not leave your house without some c**t who seems to think he hails from jaimaica giving you a funny look for not conforming to the elegant tracksuit c**t look- or for simply using proper english and not using the word”fookin” after every statement. 

The young chavlings are the worst i honestly had a few of the scruffy llittle s**ts try to steal a recycling bin- yeah a bin, i know right. If there nogt sitting on a wall insulting passers-by who actually have lives, responsibilities and commitments they seem to take pleasure at riding a moterbike up and down pathways as opposed to actual roads.

And dont get me started on the minority of chavs who are actually employed because their attitude to customers is absoultutley horrendous, and would probably not be tolerated anywhere else in Europe or the United States.

The music they like is referred to as “dubstep” and is absoulute s**t, just electronic noise quite franlky which they like to play aloud on buses and in classrooms even, imagine how distracring that is and yes they breed like rabbits, even at my current age of 15 with no financial way to support their offspring barring of course the hard working tax-payer.

The chavs of this town are corporate sheep with very low reading ages and no intellectual development. 

Take a look at this and you will see the horror i have to endure:

By: christopher

LUDLOW LOVELY LUDLOW

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It is without a doubt the most scenic and historically important place I have ever lived. It is also has the most moronic, cowardly, unethical Chav population I have ever had the displeasure to discover. Their behaviour is truly appalling and they get away with it. They wreck children’s play areas, terrorise shoppers and residents of Ludlow main town. Trawl through Ludlow at night looking for single victims. People who visit here would be amazed and truly disgusted to know what goes on in this town every single day and especially night. I have lived in some of the very worst places in Britain for violence and I have been shocked at the low and inhumane way these kids act towards other people. The think they are the new gangster culture and they are just a laughable bunch of silly children getting away with it because they are too young to be touched. If you visit Ludlow look out for them in the gutters, dark alleys, munchies pizza place, outside any supermarket or around the town. They travel in groups of anything from 6 to 36 and never fight alone or anyone who is their age. Catch one on their own and they plait their spindly legs and wish they had kept their previous nights pampers on.

Wolverhampton is s**t

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Wolverhampton was voted 5th worst city in the world by the Lonely Planet guide which I think was being far to generous.

Wolverhampton is kinda like a sinking camper-van wedged into a sewage outlet, there is s**t everywhere and its sinking fast. I think most people would agree that Wolverhampton makes death seems like a fun and happening activity, compared to the dreary reality of having to live in the stagnant s**t hole.

Wolverhampton is not all that bad especially if your a chav or part of the multicultural mixing pot of failure and contempt,  its even a better place for those who simply don’t care if they wallow in their own muck of which they are plenty.  White folk should probably run for the hills and lock their doors as certain places are no go areas especially at night, unless you want to die never walk home alone at night.( If living here you probably want too, die that is.)

So my advice is if you ever get the option to move here you should first buy a gun(of which they are plenty, especially birmingham) and then proceed to shoot your self in the head, this would be a more pleasurable experience than having to spending even one day here.

If you cant afford nor find a gun ( Id be shocked if you cant) then Id simply walk into scotland’s late at night waveing any kind of cheap mobile phone you have available. This will attract all those undesirable`s like fly`s to s**t in no time, hopefully figures crossed they will shoot or stab you for your troubles. If all else fails, you could always throw your self in front of a car, not that any of the locals would notice as half of them cant even drive nor pay any attention to the road.

I guess the main message of my post is :

AVOID WOLVERHAMPTON AND THE SURROUNDING AREA`S AT ALL COSTS, AS IT WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL.

Oh yeah Wolverhampton sucks so much it even has its own website, yay.

WWW.WOLVERHAMPTONISs**t.CO.UK

Langley Green/Oldbury

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It’s not actually a bad little town depends where you go. Any where near alfred gunn house flats is just a no go even when you walk past you know it’s just a dodgy area round there you can forever hear rubbish music coming from the scruffy flats. It made me laugh one time I was looking in the local paper and there was an advertisement selling ‘top class apartments’ what ones are they then. Basically those flats are just full of chavy families well when i say families i mean single mothers who possibly do not know who the father of their children is. Another area for the chavs is at the bottom of hadley street you can always find a group of young chavs standing outside in their bescott market tracksuits and their stupid woolly hats that cover just one ear and the back of their head. Right how on earth is that meant to keep your head warm with it lopsided and only covering one ear while having it perched on the back of your head and having it pointed up so you look like a cone head. Another chav hang out is by Causeway Green Road shops by the Wing Wah im forever getting asked to buy the little chavy 14 year olds a 10 pack of sterling superkings and a bottle of Frosty Jacks for them to take down to Ashes Road and set fires on the billies (some dirt track that has made some ramps and stuff like that). Pubs round langley are quite strict for underage drinkers apart from the Model but The Navigation it the place to find all the little 16 year old chavs drinking and the owner of The Navigation don’t even ask them for ID. Another pub like this is the Old Cross now about 6 years ago this used to be the best pub in the area but those owners have now moved on and the Old Cross has gone down hill these owners actually do ask for ID but even if the ID was in another language and was possibly made by the chavs themselves with their kids crayons they would accept it. The parks are the main places for these chavs to meet up and ‘get off their faces’ on their cheap cider and lager that they have asked some one to buy for them and they save enough money between them all for them to buy some blue rizla and save enough credit on their fones that they have possibly mugged off someone younger then them all so they can all put together to buy a bag of weed

All in all langley isnt a bad place to live but just keep away from Alfred Gunn house flats both langley park and barnford park on a night. And dont say yes to these chavvy kids begging you to go in the shop for them they will be more scared of you than you are then them.

Stratford Upon Avon

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So Stratford upon Avon is well known for being the town of Shakespeare. Copious amounts of money is spent making sure the tourists are catered for and it “looks nice”. What you dont see is the amount of homeless people with drug and alcohol problems. The coucil dont seem to mention this or actually make an effort to do anything about it, as it will make Stratford Upon Avons name look bad!

In 2005 – Trinity Mead was built – what a f**king s**t hole! The estate looks nice, but has several council estates located throughout the new estate – meaning no escape from the scum! Gypsys have been housed there and paid up to 40k for the priviledge. There kids do not go to school and cause total chaos. Then you have the druggies, rapists and general scum. These go door to door on there little “Christie way and Betjamin road” mission, to sell drugs to each other. You will often have fire engines, ambulances, police out as thier is always a drama of some sort. These people tend to rise, walk into town and spend the day drinking bu the water fountain or by the river!

The other side of town – you have the other s**t hole! Masons Road/Brookside Road, Meadow Road all by Bishopton school. As far as I am aware all of these flats and houses are council or stupidly brought from old council tenants who now rent it out to teh usual smack heads as there are no council properties left. There is a nice ( ha ha) local called the Squirrel – would be a nce pub if was in a different area, but full of the same people and old men who can barely stand. Drugs are everywhere on this estate too – all in all the only decent park is the chip shop – very good!

The town “looks nice” as it is the only place that the council money is spent on – got to keep revenues up!

All in all Stratford is a s**t hole – I wouldnt want to live their and dread going there, all from past experiences and from having to bump into the usual rare breeds and junkies! Why anyone would waste thier money on visiting the place is beyond me!!