A town’s chavviness is usually in direct proportion with the size or success of it’s local JJB Sports shop. Well, quite recently, Stafford’s branch was extended considerably, so as to triple in size. I think that speaks volumes.

During the day, there are many establishments for the entertainment of the local chavs. Stafford town centre includes:
McDonalds -The headquarters and main meeting place for younger chavs, a place where they discuss ASBOs and fire the paper wrapper from their straws at the elderly and vulnerable;
The aformentioned JJB;
TK Maxx - For all your tracky bottom and cheap ‘designer’ clothing needs;
A multitude of phone shops – Where you can spot which phone is ‘the phone to steal’ bacause you need a phone that you can loudly play Sean Paul or G-Unit on the bus with;
A decent sized Bargain Booze – enough said;
A McDonalds Drive-Thru – Where else would you show off your Corsa 1.1 with it’s extensive ‘modifications’ including four exhaust pipes of a 4-inch diameter?

At night there is a Zanzibar night club, where fake ID may or may not be required, and for the chav elders, there’s a Chicago Rock Cafe, where all manner of ‘wedding DJ’ style music is played.

Stafford is a chav town for the future. The council estates of Highfields, Rising Brook, Coton Fields and the entire North End of the town are a rich breeding ground for our Nike AirMax baseball cap wearing chums.

I just cant believe that my home town of Burton on Trent is not on this website!!

Surely one of the Homes of the original Chav: the Burtonian Chav can be identified into several breeds: Winshill Wasps, Stapenhill Spiders, Chavs from ‘down the Avenue’ (Harper Avenue), the list goes on and on.  Rivalled only by the neighbouring Newhall Chav from the dizzy heights of Swadlincote, Burton Chavs vary from tribe to tribe – in fact, I was delighted to find an original Chav still sporting a SHELL SUIT this weekend!!  If anyone reading this is from Burton, then I’m originally from Short Street, and the Chav in question lives on the same street, near the supermarket!  They had to tear the shelter down from the shops to stop the chavs congregating underneath it; they weren’t actually doing anything in particular, it was just the powers that be exercising their, er, powers. 

The tribal chav’s main varying feature, in Burton, is the haircut – newhall chavs, or ‘Swaddies’ have a number one allover, except for a tiny ‘fringe’ at the front, bleached blond (similar to a pissy-coloured stoat colour), and this can be spiked, or brushed forward depending on the particular mood.  Swaddy Chavs can be found in the Sir Nigel Gresley most weekends, whilst Burtonian Chavs congreagte in the Corner House: formerly known as ‘Peggy’s’.  Trendier Chavs from Stapenhill go down to the Dart (aka the Deadly Dart) on Short Street, and are now branching into mullets and are becoming harder to spot, altho once a chav, always a chav.

My boyfriend you to ask if I felt like robbie fowler going back to toxteth, when I visited my old street…… 

I’d love to hear if anyone has encountered any Chavs from BOT, Swad, Ashby etc?

Keep it up everyone, been really laughing at all the postings.

The species chavus-scumbagus is an extremely interesting subject in this habitat they seem to live primarily upon items stolen from the nearby fish and chip shop and defend their territory of the estates using things stolen from the nearby SPAR shop they are extremely aggressive and often attack any nearby non burberry wearing people with sticks ripped of trees in large packs, these chavs are often known to bring over 120 people to fight up to 2 people the 120 chavs armed with their rustic weapons lead by one which has aqquired a bladed weapon or knife given to them by chav relatives too “slash up some faaaaaaaaaaaaaackin bods” the chavs population of this area is slightly lowered by the fact they are often arrested
To avoid chavs stay away from:
Western springs estate
Spar shops
Fair Oak School
Hagley Park school

For help with Antichav activities head to 60 old eaton road

An article by:
Zacharry Thomas Kevans AKA The antichav of rugeley