Well dear readers, AT LAST a page i can blog my deepest despair  of chavs!
Malvern, Worcestershire
The beautiful ancient hills are subdued by the masses of chavs descending upon our town, creating grey skies and murmours of inexplicable language that I have to suffer. Each time I leave my house clusters of these chavs are at every street corner. They serve no one except themselves, are profoundly rude, ridiculously dressed, produce more children than the national average and at the tax payers expense, disregard public property, bully in large groups and lower the value of life. I cannot believe humans have evolved to include this disturbing new species. innit

Lying between the chav ridled supreme worcester and bumhole bromsgrove lies a small over spill of chav shit citizens from the spa.(droitwich spa).With its fine array of scaggy council estates chawson and the westlands, droitwich is soon to take over worcester as king of the west mids chav zones.
The westlands which  was named boycott by the council is rife with gyppo trackie wearing bag-heads, pregnant 14 year olds and there 40 year old taxi driving boyfriends.
For night life droitwich has alot not to offer.The westlands has its own hole called the Foxand Goose, where the only lager available is called acorn lager and tastes like rats piss.The town centre is full of a mix of monors(droitwich inbreds) and chavs. The Hop Pole is a chavs pub wet dream with its 1.50 on a thursday and sunday pints and its crap pool table where many a fight has taken place over. De-Droitwich in three words chav growing epidemic.  BELEEEVE.
Amazingly Droitwich is yet to get a mcdonalds! Trust droitwich is soon to be chav central for the uk.

Lets get this straight, Kidderminster is pure Chav. Reading this site i think some people are mistaking “bad boys” and “rude girls” for chav whereas they are a tottaly different breed. You want Rude boys go to Birmingham but if you are a keen chav spotter then kidderminster or ‘Kiddy’ is the place for you.
The amount of two stripe tracksuit bottoms being worn by some dirty pram pushing mother of six is just too high to count, the market is filled with shtye clothes that just seem to fly off the shelves, the mom and dad feeding twenty lil brats in the town fryer not to mention the old chavs still smoking fags who look like they might drop at any minute, the social right in the middle of the town, poundland, rat girls caining the richmond superkings ‘extra long.’ the penny black (what a collection of sad ass loosers, drinking starts 9am prompt)
I think all the counrty air is messing these people up.

I come from the shitty little town they call bromsgrove. The town is full of either old people or chavs. There is no escaping the smelll of cidar and draw, the streets are slippy with mucus, and every setence is finished with either “safe” or “innit”. You cant light a fag without someone popping over your shoulder saying “sort us two’s man or i’ll bang you out,innit.”. The main hangout spot for chavs is Sanders park which has enough benches to keep the average chav happy. The chavs also hang outside the schools waiting for hometime so they can pick fights with the school kids,but only beacuse they are smaller and younger then them. The fair has come to town this week which means its a night out for the chavs, a brake from the benches they have ocuppied for so long. The redditch and rubery chavs come down to pick fights on the bromsgrove chavs when the fair is around becuase they are from different town. Dont ask me why.Probably because they arent clever enough to think of a good enough reason to pick a fight. They dont actually go on the fair rides because they have spent thier last fiver on cidar or ‘a teenth of draw man,innit,safe,respect. Even the fair is run by chavs.

‘what you looking at?”
“im wondering how that hat isnt falling off your head,is it glued.?
“uh?”